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Friday, July 14th, 2006
8:04 pm
DUDE.
I totally just flashed this American slut over at the fire chat! sweet asssssss!

current mood: horny

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Saturday, January 14th, 2006
12:00 pm
I cant believe those motherfuckers at wizard_wank banned me, who the fuck do they think they're dealing with?
They better sleep with one eye open and their wands in their hands because I'm going to make sure that all their computers are spitting viruses once I'm done!

GOD I'M SO UNHAPPY.

current mood: fuck

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Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
11:10 am
WASSUP BIATCHES?
I'm back at school for real this time as apposed to that lame ass summer school those fucking turd teachers made us all go to.
My dad emailed me this morning cos he says he's concerned about my bro!
He found all these pictures of my bro and that Crabbe guy dancing around and they were moving so they were doing something called a waltz!!! WTF MAN??? sometimes my brothers gayness really scares me.

Romilda Vane is looking pretty hot this year isn't she? that girls finally grown a big set of tits! used to be as skinny as a bean pole she was!

current mood: energetic

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Monday, June 27th, 2005
10:41 pm
Wassup? been a while hasn't it? well I've been really busy what with breaking up with my girlfriend and then falling in love with the most amazing girl in the world who refuses to return my affections.
I really don't get girls at all, Becky loved it when I sent her leather trousers! but this girl has been ignoring all my owls.
I was in such a fit of teen angst today I painted my room black while listening to my bro's spice girls album.
Anyway he accused me of being feral ( of course he had to write this down on his laptop cos he lost his voice, hah) and dad decided we had to go out for a drive.

So here we are in the middle of the country side, I fucking hate the country man because of all the fucking grass.
It's worse then the Dutch and that's saying a lot, bloody Dutch.
Dad gave me this huge lecture about how sometimes girls are dead crazy and if one doesn't like you you're sure to find another one.
He doesn't understand though, she's the one! when I saw her on the train carrige and I noticed there was still a scar on her arm from that time I bit her I JUST KNEW MAN.

We've been stuck here for an hour now, Dad's car overheated and he's had to go off to find some water leaving me alone.
Hold on second my bro just sent me an email and I have to check it.

HOLY SHIT MY MOTHER IS HAVING A BABY.

current mood: melancholy

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Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
8:13 am
Should I tell Colin that mum's baby is going to be born next month?
Nah, he'll figure it out sooner or later.

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Sunday, February 13th, 2005
11:05 am
Dear Becky, will you do me the honour of allowing me to escourt you to the Valentine's day ball? I promise I will buy you flowers and everything. I will also refrain from using my shoe laces until after the dance and if you like I'll even dance with you.

Love Dennis

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Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
10:03 am
I know this sounds really stupid but I have no idea how to ask Becky to the bloody ball!!
Why am I so nervous about this? I mean we've been meeting in the greenhouse for months now and she's been really nice ever since I got that whip for christmas.
I am a pussy.
No worse then a pussy, I am a cowardly virgin pussy ( well not really a virgin actually).

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Saturday, December 25th, 2004
9:56 am
Hah.
I knew my brother was a bloody poof and my mother was all sprogged up.
I've got this weird bloke living in my bedroom and no one will tell me who is he or why he's here, apparently his name is Goyle.
Honestly who names their son Goyle?

current mood: awake

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Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
9:02 am
You know some people are so trapped by conventional thinking they have no idea what it means to truly be original.
I mean whats so weird about singing Opera? or making a motercycle? and you know some one should have tried to set fire to that Ernie guy a long time ago because he is an ARSE.
And why do girls freak out when you bite them? I was just trying to be friendly.
I shouldn't have agreed to this at all but Colin assured me that he would win.
Huh.
I really am getting sick of this guy, think I'll change the pass word just to piss him off.
Then I'll go break some things.

current mood: aggravated

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Wednesday, September 1st, 2004
8:57 pm
Wow.
So this stripper showed me the special room and wow it was so fucking awesome.
I have to show Becky my shoe laces...


current mood: predatory

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Sunday, August 29th, 2004
3:46 pm
I've decided to forgive my bro for being a stupid pussy.
I mean I tried biting him and all but he locked himself in the basement, then when I broke in he told me he needed some one to get rid of all the dirt from this tunnel he was digging.
Obviously he was trying to make it up to me by giving me a great opportunity to continue with my dirt eating experiments.
He keeps mentioning some one named Crabbe or Fritzy, I think they went to a gay bar which means my brother happens to be a fag.
But I've suspected that for a long time.
The girl down here is kinda hot though, accept for her hair which is pretty gross.
She keeps bending over and I keep thinking about.. um, Colin's told me it's my turn to start digging and too shut up!!
By peeps!!

current mood: hungry for dirt

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Friday, August 20th, 2004
3:38 pm
My stupid pussy brother ditched me for his stupid pussy friends and left me all alone in London.
You know he hangs out with me ALL THE TIME but suddenly when he's around his dumb friends I'm not cool enough to talk to any more because I eat mud.
Yeah well you fucking suck COLIN you're the worst brother in the world!
When I invent a BIG machine to make mud into food and I'm filthy rich I'll buy all your friends off you including that fit red headed girl and then you'll be standing in the gutter crying your guts out JUST LIKE ME.
Accept I'm not crying at all, I'm fine fucking tastic you shit brick!
When I get home and you get home I'm going to EAT YOUR HEAD! I'm warning you!
Why does that creepy man keep staring at me?
I better find a pay phone..

current mood: PISSED OFF

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Friday, July 23rd, 2004
3:30 pm
So today this dead cow dropped onto our lawn and mum was screaming like an opera singer on crack, she's as fat as an opera singer as well and she keeps throwing up all the time.
I bet she's pregnant, I bet she and dad had sex.
The cow had these computers on it so it's all good, my bro and I have been trying to figure out how to play games on it but they're all shit.
He keeps playing his spice girl CD over and over, I swear it doe's not compare to The Magic Flute at all.
God brothers are such dorks.
I keep trying to eat dirt but it's not working, if I could eat dirt then I'd never have to pay for food again.
Less they started charging for dirt, YOU know who I'm talking about!

current mood: awake

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